Every year on the fourth Thursday of November, while I sit in disgust as a large steaming bowl of green and cream-colored gunk with crunchy bits is placed on the table in front of me, I ask myself, “Who actually likes this smelly, chunky, not-quite-soup mixture?”
If there’s one thing consumers are more excited about than the return of the pumpkin spice latte, it’s Hocus Pocus 2.
“But aren’t sequels and character reprisals always underwhelming and terrible?” you may ask. That’s what I thought, too. However, the moment the world heard SJP would return for the reboot, every millennial cheered.